cheesy chat up lines

[HannahRichie]

MAKE ME LAUGH!

know any good ones?

[chewbacca]

They say you are what you eat. By tonight i could be you!!

[windmill1234]

heres 50p go and ring some one and tell them your not going home tonight

[legend758duo]

do you come here often?

if not im sure we could improve on that back at my place .

and it worked too lol : - )

[legend758duo]

thast dress looks good on you.

but itd look better on my bedroom floor

[Miss Random]

did that one work too Leggy?

[megan07]

A young lad once said to me, you have a stomach as flat as an ironing-board, so can i press my self on you, i just told him to go away, because it was past his bed time. xxxx

[legend758duo]

my face is leavin in 15 minutes


be on it doll.

[legend758duo]

missy it did indeed

[weeal]

windmill - folk use mobiles now lol
doubt if that line would work

[windmill1234]

someone must had been gaging for it if any of these worked they are cheesy

[HannahRichie]

lmao!



hahaaa...
at weals response.

tbh, i'd keep the 50p and put it towards a drink ;)

lol, legend you've used all 3 of them.
the 2nd one makes me laugh!!

[windmill1234]

she might not have any credit weeal

[weeal]

lol
you take her somewhere near a phone box then

see if you were smart you would offer yer own moby and that would store her number

Windmill - dont ring me, I'll ring you
lol

[neo.]

"How wud you like your eggs in the morning....fertilized or unfertilized"

[legend758duo]

one line knobby used when he was heer in the reef

told a burd my name was legend 007

he says hes a secret agent

i said to her
im licenced top thrill


she declined

but as she left she shouted back


oi 007 have you got a big gun



i declined to answer lol

[stevie c]

That dress looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you I'd be coming, too.

[weeal]

get yer coat stevie c

you've pulled





lmao

[legend758duo]

leg end ?
io wanna see the whole thing.
not just the end .


dunno who said that lol : - ()

[HannahRichie]

LMAO!
at legend and weeal.


And at the cheesy/horny chat up line!
:P

love it.

[hau kola]

This ones from one of the kids at work."Nice legs,what time do they open?"