General Advice For Future Reference

[pixie373]

Do you have some general advice for further ABers? I though we could post some here for future cut-and-pasting to save time.

I have:

LAW
- don't drink so much. You obviously can't handle it.
- speak to your solicitor. With a large bribe.
- no, you can't headbutt policemen.
- what is estoppel?

B&S
- take ibuprofen, monitor the situation (copyright Sqad 1752).
- does it itch?
- there is no way we can tell from those random details. See your doctor.

RELATIONSHIPS & DATING
- dump him. He's not worth it.
- i don't know if he likes you. Ask him.

R&S
- you really think that?

Only for a bit of fun, not for personal digs. Any more?

[Buenchico]

Copied and pasted from an answer I gave last week in 'Technology':

It's easy to become an 'expert' in AB's Technology section. You simply have to pick the most appropriate looking answer from the following list:

1. Turn it off and turn it on again ;

2 Uninstall it, reboot and reinstall it ;

3. Run Malwarebytes Anti-Malware ;

4. Download the manual and actually read it ;

5. Reinstall the driver ;

6. Try a different browser ;

7. Right-click on it and do the bleedin' obvious.

With that list memorised you'll instantly become an 'expert'!

[Svejk]

crosswords;
a)give us the clue
b)give us any clue

[wolf63]

Day one with my first computer I managed to uninstall the operating system.

so to add to Chris's list -

8. Start crying and crying
9. Take dog for walk

[Prudie]

Crosswords
How many letters
do you have any placed
Which crossword is this from?

Technology
Which make and model, OS and browser

[Prudie]

Happy Birthday, have a great day xxxxxxxxx

[Svejk]

every section;
yes, you were right, pixie, I was wrong. (saves time really) ;o)

[pixie373]

Lol! Brilliant ones. Can definitely cut and paste some of those. "Turn it off and on again" sums up ALL of my technical knowledge :-)

[DTCwordfan]

Good Morning Early Birds.

Go back to bed.
Turn Sloopy's teapot on
Get Minty's paper.
Take Alba's pooch for a wiggle, then walk Baldric's hounds.
Hang Lady J's washing out
Feed wendi's parrot
Turn Welshie's aircon on and check if G is ok
Repair boaty's pc and write twelve lines on British wildlife habits.

[pixie373]

Thank you, svejk! I will refer you back to this thread on a regular basis ;-)

crosswords- yes. What is the answer to 7a?

[Buenchico]

B&S:
See this (easily googled) link from the NHS website.

H&G:
See this (easily googled) link from the RHS website.

Technology:
See this (easily googled) link from the manufacturer's website.

Travel:
See this (easily googled) link from the airline's website.

[DTCwordfan]

R&S

Take your photocopier along to your local Jehovah's branch and spend all day pretending to be a JW, no names mentioned but cut and paste to your heart's content.

Pretend to be naomi: 'God does not exist - how can you be so illogical.'

[jno]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=general+advice

[pixie373]

:-)

[DTCwordfan]

GMEB

Add accordingly: (a) "I will be horizontally inclined in Switzerland" (b) "I'm on my way to Ponky Town" (c) "The girls are in bed and I've a hangover." (d) England Dragons are on Channel 69 at 2.35 am. Go, girls, Go.......YEEEEAhhhh."

[DTCwordfan]

News

Buy the Daily Mail and copy as you wish.

[pixie373]

I know who you're talking about!
and... Ring the paramedics before you attempt gardening/ leave the house. Just in case...

[DTCwordfan]

Happy Birthday ........ Have a fab day and hope that you have time for some AB cake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfPdQeQXy_0

[Mamyalynne]

B&S

You're pregnant.

[pixie373]

Lol :-). And no, you can't do a DNA test before it's born...

[Prudie]

And i's no big deal :-)