Death of Bernard Matthews announced

[lankeela]

No details yet of funeral arrangements, but it is believed he will have all his
bones removed and be rolled and basted ready for cremation.

[Davethedog]

On gas mark 7 for 10 hours

[MickyMacgraw]

A million turkeys must be sighing in relief.

[tiggerblue10]

I hope he has a boootiful ceremony. RIP Bernard x

[China Doll]

<Chuckle>

[gingejbee]

Feed him to the chickens.....sorry, turkeys.

[zzxxee]

Rip Bernard x

[MickyMacgraw]

Not sure whether bernard mathews turkeys found this Bootiful tiggerblue10.

http://www.hillside.o...ewsWorkersCharged.htm

I wonder if the animal rights mob are celebrating today?

[zzxxee]

wait till the jokes start rolling in !!!

[NOX]

Maybe they should just have him stuffed:-)

[zzxxee]

groan :)

[berniecuddles]

sorry about this one!!
Q: Why has Bernard Matthews got all his dead turkeys in trucks?
A: Because his bootisful

[berniecuddles]

vibes mcdonalds comes to mind!!

[rinkins]

Ironic he died on Thanksgiving :0/

I feel guilty your comments are making me giggle

[zzxxee]

is it thanksgiving omg i shouldnt laugh but that is funny

[Innovation]

The ALF is not a mob!

The torture and killing will carry on as usual.

[cazzz1975]

I wonder how much of him was made of soy protein filler?

[MickyMacgraw]

I only used the words "mob" as as a description of a group of people, maybe the term Animal rights 'group" may have been better.

[DosAmigos]

I s'pose you all think you're very funny.

A true entrepreneur and a real gent.

RIP Bernard

[zzxxee]

did bernard matthews make turkey twizlers ?