Know Any Very Bad Ideas?

[gness]

One very bad idea is for an optician to display rimless glasses on a glass shelf.

When a customer takes off her own glasses it makes seeing the above difficult.

It is easy however, to pick up the large hand mirror and accidentally bash the invisible shelf quite smartly....

It is then advisable for the shortsighted customer to stand very still while the receptionist picks up all the rimless glasses and tries to find the ones the customer was wearing when she came in.....☺

[tonyav]

You didn't go on your bike did you, gness ?.

[doctordb]

Barbecue at a nudist site.

[gness]

No, Tony....waiting til I can see motorists before I venture into the town...

I can see a very large spatula would be required, doctorb...

[Tilly2]

Putting a blob of blutac on a table near a child who, unbeknown to you, likes to push things up his nose!

Another very bad idea is for the child to ask you to retrieve it.

[SlackAlice]

Oh dear, gness at what she does best!

☺☺☺chaos incarnate.

[doctordb]

Be careful with that hot dog.

[lady-janine]

listen to a man who insists on carving the joint of lamb. especially when he insists on doing it at the dining table in a room which has just been decorated with very expensive wall paper. especially when at the end he waves the carving knife and fork around and spatters the wallpaper with grease.

[gness]

Always somewhere to hang the onion rings though, Doctorb...☺

[tonyav]

Onions and mustard on mine please !.

[giveup]

Tony,be careful you don't burn your tongue----

[gness]

Anyway, Slack...what makes you think it was me?.....☻

[doctordb]

Who wants baps? :)

[tonyav]

giveup
Tony,be careful you don't burn your tongue----


LOL, always careful, giveup !.

[giveup]

Another bad idea is to put a half empty wine bottle into the dishwasher instead of the fridge.

[tonyav]

doctordb
Who wants baps? :)

Depends on how firm they are, doc.

[shoota]

It's not true you know.......

[doctordb]

Tony

they've been out for a while.

[Psybbo]

Tony, I'm telling Mamya

[tonyav]

Hope they haven't gone stale, doc.

[gness]

Okay, Shoota...what's not true?.....☺