Looks Like This Engine Is Constricted........

[ToraToraTora]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-57567018
......your Ophidian puns are invited.

[New Judge]

I think it came out of the sump. It was full of snake oil.

[ToraToraTora]

come on dougy.....

[Zacs-Master]

Did the mechanic Adder few quid on the quote for the distress caused? I wonder if the car failed due to a badly worn windscreen Viper?

[ToraToraTora]

not bad ZM, I'll wait a bit before awarding the BA!

[WELSHYORKIE]

Well, I suppose it's not quite the same as putting a tiger in your tank...........

[Togo]

Load of cobras. :))

[Mamyalynne]

[sharp intake of breath], It's yer python Guv - gonna cost ya.

[Togo]

//This Engine Is Constricted//

It is called a reptile dysfunction.

[pixie374]

Like it, Togo:-)

[ToraToraTora]

gotta give you that togs, I don't expect better!

[Togo]

HAHA ... Ta 3T. Went out for a walk or I get Viper active. :))

[ToraToraTora]

Hisssssterical!