New Winter Olympic Events

[mrs_overall]

I would like to see the event of hurtling down a snowy hill on a fertilizer sack introduced (only because I used to be good at it.)
What events do you think should be introduced?

[B00]

Walking a dog which pulls along an icy cross country path.

[Tilly2]

Throwing snowballs at an opposing team. Points could be scored for hitting various parts of the body. Top marks for one hitting the opponents' heads.

[mrs_overall]

Or how about the 100m dash on an icy path...with the contestants wearing stiletto heels?

[Svejk]

Hi mrso, hope you're well now. Xx
How about hiding a pair of mittens that have been joined together under 3 layers of clothes.

[pixie373]

Driving on ice?

[bibblebub]

knocking the head off a snowman and seeing how far it goes

[mrs_overall]

Morning sweaty, lovely to be back and of course see you xx

For the sadistically minded - synchronised swimming....in an icy pond

[Frank97]

Snowman building, it could be teamed up with something like speed skating to make a combination event, couple of laps of the ice, build a snowman, couple more laps, then combine style points with time to make it so complicated no one understands why the winner won.

[Svejk]

The hop,skip and locate the thin ice?

[mrs_overall]

Speed skating, but with the skaters wearing calipers to keep their legs straight.
That would make it interesting on the bends

[Svejk]

All contests only open to children and adults who've drunk 12 pints of cider.

[mrs_overall]

Some great answers so far.
I will be back later in the day to choose a best answer

[sandyRoe]

The 200mts heavy shopping bag carry. Contestants would wear slippy shoes and the surface under foot would be 'treacherous'. The weight in the shopping bags could be varies to handicap the contestants.

[vulcan42]

Having listened to a lot of my neighbours recently we could be world champions at a new event,not only for winter but summer as well- it's synchronised whinging.

[mallyh]

dancing on ice in shoes

[joeluke]

'The run and slide on ice'

Points awarded for style, posture, length (of slide)

[Tilly2]

Diving head first into a snow drift. We've all done that. We'd win that one.

[mallyh]

icicle javelin

[mallyh]

three legged speed skating

[mallyh]

coming down that ski jump on your bum