Gift for a man not happy about getting older (he only turning 28)

[alid5]

looking for suggestions on what to buy him (approx £10)
Im usually good at thinking up wacky gifts but I'm stuck this time.

[ummmm]

Some anti ageing cream.

[Squitty]

humour him - get him a rattle

[joeluke]

Anti wrinkle cream?

[sunny-dave]

Can you buy 'a sense of proportion' for a tenner ... ;=)

[cazzz1975]

some werthers originals or an old man hat?

[kariah]

Dress up as his nurse/maid?

[Zacs-Master]

God help him when he reaches my age then.

[alid5]

Like the ideas esp the anti aging cream also found these

Amazon.co.uk User Recommendation

[joggerjayne]

In what parellel universe does he think that 28 is old?

If he wants to look any younger than that, buy him a baseball cap, to wear sideways.

[owdhamer]

Voucher for a dating agency.

[cazzz1975]

28 will seem pretty darn young when he is 48

[douglas9401]

How about a wooly glove and a copy of Hustler if he's all 'woe is me I'm so old and unattractive'. Important to keep active as we get older. :)

[sherrardk]

How about a kick up the Yabbie?

[sunny-dave]

???Yabbie???

is that ABcensorspeak ?

[giveup]

A nasal hair remover.

[Zacs-Master]

Picture of a gravestone with his name on. Silly boy.

[kariah]

An alcoholic beverage made in his year of birth, and you could say the old adage 'some things get better with age'. You may have to stretch your ten pounds tho!

[Maydup]

Buy him a cinema voucher or something poor bu**er, don't waste your money on tat for his dustbin.

[HowardKennitby]

You will get change from this

http://peanuts.wikia....%27s_psychiatry_booth

[lunaraine]

You can get massive space hoppers! Look on amazon.