Shatoff And Jerkoff

Maydup | 23:47 Tue 17th Jun 2014 | Sport

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Listening to the names of the Russian team in the World Cup match on TV now and there's a Shatov, a Zhirkov and a Kokerin. Schoolboy humour is amusing is. Well the football isn't amusing us something else needs to!

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jeffa

Ouch!

Did you forget Sum Yung Gay playing for the other side?

See what I did there?

Everhelpful

Is Wan Hung Lo still playing for Korea? He used to have a rupture a few years back,I'm wondering if he got it fixed.

jeffa

He's not. Last I heard he was in a folk revivalist band with Kim Bay Ya.

snags

''Is Wan Hung Lo still playing for Korea?''

Early shower: the victim of a messy low tackle by Russian striker Bollockov...

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jeffa

He was out of the game for almost a year after catching a dreadful cold from Russian internation Nasti Chestikoff, and was later involved in a shameful sex scandal with a Polish prostitute called Onya Bakyabich.

ChillDoubt

I recall a Steffan Kuntz who played for Germany not so long ago.
I also remember a Lopez Ufarte who played for Spain when Gerry Armstrong et al did famously well at the World Cup.

snags

The USA's keeper, Haywood Jablowme sent off for sucking up to the ref?

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