Statement from John Terry

[Duncer]

John Terry today released a statement stating that he is "Absolutey gutted to be missing the Champions League final". However, he added, "I am looking forward to watching it with Christine Bleakley".

[DTCwordfan]

as he ...... her in their 10ft wide bed.

[DaisyNonna]

Makes him sound like a sleazebag.

[SeaJayPea]

Snigger.

[Duncer]

.................and your point is......?

[DaisyNonna]

What was yours?

[Duncer]

That he isn't exactly from an unblemished upstanding background, nor is he of towering intellect. Furthermore, it was a joke.

[DTCwordfan]

that's all he will be interested in, his point that is............

[DaisyNonna]

By whom? Not really important as it was not even slightly funny.

[cazzz1975]

I wouldnt kick him out of bed ;)

[Duncer]

In your opinion. Personally speaking, I laughed until I stopped.

[DaisyNonna]

Would not let him through the front door.

[piggynose]

pratt 1st class

[MASS1961]

Exaxtly Daisy and piggy, I cannot abide the man and to make himself more of a pratt he wears his socks OVER his knees! What's that about?

[DaisyNonna]

Perhaps someone should make him a present of a suspender belt. Suitably endorsed.

[Duncer]

By Christine......

[douglas9401]

Am I the only one who "gets it"? Christine Bleakley is Frank Lampard's squeeze.

[mrsmaveric]

he must be the most hated man in football he has the morals of a sewer rat..

[Duncer]

Well done douglas9401 - let's await the sound of pennies dropping.

[SeaJayPea]

Well I thought it was funny.

[DaisyNonna]

Duncer, getting close to libel. What have you against her or Frank Lampard?