Jayne's Bar is open

[joggerjayne]

Any banter at the Bar has to have a mischievous element ...

... otherwise I'll wander off to the other end of the Bar and pour another round of snowballs for the Womens' Institute ladies.

[Bbbananas]

Give me a stiff one JJ... please.

[Barmaid]

And I'll have a large one please.

[Bbbananas]

There you go - a threesome already. it only took 2 minutes.

[stevedoran8]

Do you have salty nuts.

[Gormless]

Reported

[Bbbananas]

I like knobby's nuts.

[stevedoran8]

Will knobby let you have them though.

[Jan1957]

I'll have Sex On The Beach please.

[stevedoran8]

Or a slow comfortable screw with ice.

[Lakitu]

Can I have a double gin and tonic, please?

[Gormless]

AND a really urgent email to the ED

[Barmaid]

Yeah and could I have a larger one this time, that one wasn't nearly as satisfying as a really long one.

[legendis.god]

Ill have a Blo job please.


Thye always go down rather well.



D T H?�?�

[Gormless]

Oh fantastic :( The drunks have found the thread. Thank goodness Masterchef is on tonight.

[Lakitu]

Oi! I'm not a drunk LOL

[joggerjayne]

This is the spirit (so to speak).

Do you think that people who name cocktails give then cheeky names just so that we have to shout them loudly in noisy bars?

Gormless seems to have forgotten that Jogger Holdings plc acquired a 79% interest in AB last weekend, and The Ed now works for me ... mwaahhh haaah haaah haaaaah !!

[legendis.god]

http://www.cocktailmaking.co.uk/************** *.php/1572-*******



NOT THE ONE I HAD IN MIND AT ALL



IT WAS GREEN AND WAS IN EIRE

[Jan1957]

Are you doing snacks Jayne? If so, I'll have a jumbo sausage.