Shrek has bedded a hooker in a 3 in a bed fantasy...

[Bobbisox]

eweeeegh...even for £1200!!!!!
He did this when Colleen was preggas with baby Kai, are these blokes simple?
Don't they realize wannabees will go to the papers and sell, sell, sell to the highest bidder?

There is fast becoming a team of them now, tho' hardly a dream team;0)

[boxtops]

bobbi - I have no idea at all what you are taking about.

[cazzz1975]

im guessing this was one of the court gagging orders?

http://www.dailymail....t-hotel-liaisons.html

[jno]

but surely it's ok since he used a false name?

[sandyRoe]

Remember when he was younger? A granny 'entertained' him in a knocking shop in Liverpool. He gave her his autograph.
He may be a great footballer but he's not Mensa material.

[boxtops]

I still have no idea what any of you are talking about....

[jno]

I thought the gagging orders had been granted? In which casse it can't be one of them... and the real gagging orders must deal with much worse behaviour...

<imagination goes into overdrive>

[Bobbisox]

yep cazzz thats the one...I saw in the N.O.W

[pastafreak]

Do we have to know this????

[boxtops]

pasta, I have no idea what we are being told!

[glasman]

I'm green with envy.

[Bobbisox]

sorry boxw
Wayne Rooney has been dipping his wick... :0)

[jackthehat]

He attempted to gain a gagging order (the fact that a footballer was seeking one was widely publicised), however, because of his 'previous' with ladies-of-negotiable-affection, the courts were not minded to grant it.

Apparently, he told Colleen yesterday.

[Bobbisox]

has it put you off your dinner Yankee..lol

[boxtops]

<<sigh>> oh....... sorry Bobbi, I really don't see why other people's sex lives are any of our business, it doesn't make any difference to me. Let 'em get on with it, just let them keep quiet about it.

[jno]

tut, boxy, do click on cazzz's link... and yes, it is vital we be told this. National security, doncha know. They probably found out while testing one of those airport whole-body scanners in a hotel room.

[jackthehat]

It may go some way to explaining his dia-bloody-bolical performances over the past few months.........

[Bobbisox]

oops, I didn't realize it would get to anyone, lets face it when others like ASH Cole did it, it was a topic in here...sorry all, just end the thread maybe?

[jno]

jack, there were three orders granted to footballers at one stage last month. I don't know if this case involved one of them.

[boxtops]

bobbi - it's not getting to me, no offence taken (and yes I have looked at the link) - but I don't understand why all this showbizzy stuff gets people excited. None of my business if people have more money than sense.

[cazzz1975]

shame for colleen but in fairness the first time he went to a brothel should have been a big warning.