The ex wife cowbag from hell has just completely ruined our weekend (by using the children as weapons and not treating them as children). So try and cheer me up, please. Otherwise I shall be stuck here with "He who is in the slough of despond".
I was thinking rude Valentines rhymes - come on, be creative!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
been ther Barmaid,,,grrrr
they stoop so low don't they?
his ex wife used to ring every afternoon at bloody 5 0 clock, thats when you used to get cheap rate calls from BT after 6, I used to say
"Does she think sh'e abroad coz she lives in Cambridge...nutter !
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm much better than her,
She's nowt but poo on me shoe ?
BM go to my fb pages and look at the photos - northern soul night the very last one. that was the last time i drank tequila and the reason i will never drink it again.......
and if this doesn't make you laugh nothing will....
What a creative lot you are!!!!! Zzxxee - love the "better in bed" rhyme. Sqadlet, you naughty boy! Redman - what can I say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bobbi - do you know her?!