Good afternoon ladies!

[DashingDarcy]

Would you do me the great honour of being my partner for the next dance?

[Ms_E_Bennet]

Hello, Mr Darcy, I will be delighted to accept your invitation.

[DashingDarcy]

Miss Elizabeth Bennet, what an honour you do bestow upon me. *Fitzwilliam bows to Elizabeth*

[Ms_E_Bennet]

*Elizabeth courtsey's to Fitzwilliam*

[skyep]

Oh get on with it you two lol xxx

[DashingDarcy]

Fitzwilliam takes Elizabeth's dainty hand, and leads her to the ballroom.

[Ms_E_Bennet]

Elizabeth trips on the hem of her skirt and falls to the floor

[skyep]

Skyep hides and watches in the wings!

[skyep]

Whoops a daisy, get dashing Darcy!

[DashingDarcy]

My dearest, loveliest Elizabeth! *shock*

Please allow me to assist you. Are you hurt or distressed in any way?

[skyep]

Second thoughts, leave her there, just give me 5 mins to get my apron off!

[Ms_E_Bennet]

Elizabeth ives skyep the evils "paws off my man!"

[DashingDarcy]

Miss Skyep, would you please refrain from staring at my tight breeches?

[Ms_E_Bennet]

Thank you, Mr Darcy, I believe I have skint my knee!

[skyep]

Put's apron back on, * tuts * xx

[DashingDarcy]

Pray tell me, dearest Elizabeth, what has happened to your eloquent use of the English language? In Jane Austen's time you were a lady, were you not?

[skyep]

That's what bennet was doing when she tripped!

[Ms_E_Bennet]

It's the 21st Century, Darcy, I'm only keeping up with the times!!

[DashingDarcy]

Miss Skyep, would you care for the next dance? I would only ask that you remove that apron. *Darcy bows*

[skyep]

Mr Darcy - Do you like history? Skyep muscles in tee hee xx

[DashingDarcy]

I am aghast, truly I am! Does this mean that my tight breeches are no longer in fashion? Whatever do people make of my frilly shirts?