Fish and Chip Shops

[ELVIS68]

Why do fish and chip shops have signed photographs of famous people on the wall?,

Everyone I go in... there`s always one of Frank Bruno

[cazzz1975]

lah de dah my chippy has childrens drawings covering the missing tiles on the wall

[legend759]

ours has a picture of gaubo the ned from still game ."quality mannnnnnnn.purreeeeeeeee quawlityyyyyyy"

[bigmamma]

no signed photos at my local chippy ELVIS68 , seems the only pictures up there are celebrity fish . :-)

[cazzz1975]

we have one of those singing fish on the wall, chavtastic!! :)

[Rosenicola]

Maybe Frank loved fish and chips...... ha ha ha..





I know, that's not funny is it? LOL

[raysparx1]

Theres a bloke works down our chip swears he's ELVIS, I don't think he is though, he's black !!!!

[Rosenicola]

Maybe reincarnated

[raysparx1]

sorry chip shop !!

[Roughquest]

All I have on my local fish and chip eatery is certificates of the staff who have passed their food hygiene course ! And a wall hanging of different types of fish and crustaceans lol.........very educational.

[Xiomara]

Mine has a picture of a burger with the cheese in the middle of it! EUGH!

[ELVIS68]

Ray there is a black Elvis, he used to do kids programmes back in the 80`s, maybe he`s a chippie now lol

[raysparx1]

Hello ELVIS, I am gonna get his autograph then, thank you.lol

[legend759]

how deeeeeeeeee dooooo dahhhhhhh king creeeeeeeoleeeeeeeeeeeeee
shaking shaking shaking lol

[bigmamma]

another thing ours has is one of those awful electric bug zappers . All you can hear while you are waiting for your food is the sickening zap and crunch noises !!!

[Rosenicola]

LOL Bimamma

That's enough to put you off yer food..

Perhaps that's what scraps are - LOL

[legend759]

MMMMMMMMMMMMM MOTHS AND FLIES .
fryinggggggggg toniteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[ELVIS68]

I mean the 20yr old greek fish n chip shops, not the turkish kebab shops springing up everywhere

I swear they always have signed photos... last night i was in one in Cheshunt and there was Frank Bruno, Lennox Lewis and Cilla Black signed photos, I`m fooked if they`ve ever been there

[ummmm]

And you love down south?

[ELVIS68]

Yeh ummm, the fish n chips are good tho

[ummmm]

Are they?

Can't say I've noticed !!!

They are when I cook them for you!!! lol ;-)