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How To Look Like A Chav

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NeedToKnowPlease | 14:38 Thu 22nd Apr 2021 | Society & Culture
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I would like to know how to look like a chav.

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14:42 Thu 22nd Apr 2021
Tuck yer kecks in yer socks, and go to the supermarket in Jim jams.
(That's for starters).
Why do you want to look like one? Just BE one!
there are some clues in this:-


Skinny tracksuit tucked into socks, trainers. Hoody with hood up even on a warm day.
fantastic
thank you mushroom
Can't help you on looking like one, but if you want to sound like one you could try emulating TTT's style of posting.
Wear your PJs, fluffy slippers and dressing gown to the supermarket. Large designer handbag. Long false nails and massive black eyebrows. Or wear a tracksuit with a stripe down the side, massive trainers so your feet look enormous, hood up, no handbag. Two kids trailing behind with dummies and another one in the buggy. Don’t look at your children but make sure you are texting or shouting on the phone. With this look: Either no make up, or three pairs of false eyelashes and pumped up lips. Put loads of hair gel in and pull back your hair into the tightest bun so it looks and feels like you would rather be bald. Make sure two bits of hair are trailing down in front of your ears. Big gold round earrings. Voila.
Oh I forgot. Tight ripped jeans or black leggings with three quarters of your legs showing through.
To be the real deal and be a Chavtastic man bout town you'll need deep pockets or you'll end up looking like a slob, which is a different thing altogether.

https://outsons.com/the-rise-of-chav-fashion/
Buy a new suit and keep the makers label on your sleeve. Classic.
Get a Croydon face-lift.
smutchops @1451.......fabulous post...lol..lol
ripped jeans are nothing to do with chav attire, they're fairly standard these days. davebro's link gives the best solution.

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