Capitalism Fascism Communism Etc

[homedeeth]

Can someone explain to me the concepts the above and other ideologies in terms of owning a cow?
It can be done because years ago I saw a poster of just that
Ta

[bednobs]

http://www.extremelysmart.com/humor/cowsexplain.php

[chrisgel]

This type of thing.

http://pages.infinit.net/garrick/jokes/cows.html

[jomifl]

^ If it wasn't true it would be funny :-)