Purple Ronnie Ode to Top Totty

[GoldHoop]

Does anyone know the ode or where i can find it please?

[Bbbananas]

Goldhoop - sorry I can't help with this particularly question. However it caught my eye, and I just have to tell you that Purple Ronnie is the name I give to my favourite vibrator.

Too much information maybe, but I just had the urge to share that with you.

[funnygirl]

Salla!!!!!

[Bbbananas]

Sorry - but it is.
I saw the title & thought OMG someone's found out...

Please forgive me for lowering the tone, but I haven't actually said the 'v' word since late November last year, so I have done exceedingly well. And I haven't gone into any... details...

[iBrowse]

that discusts and offends me..... "Mum, whats a vibrator?"

[Bbbananas]

A massager. For aching tired strained muscles. I have a shoulder injury at present, as I have oft mentioned.

[eash]

pmsl

[Bbbananas]

anyway, sorry Goldhoop - back to your original question. Doesn't look as though anyone knows it?
I did have a birthday card with it on once - have you tried googling?

[iBrowse]

is it the one with little balls in it at the top? lol

[Bbbananas]

No, it is a very basic model. No frills, just does the job for which it is intended. I will be back on the wii fit in no time, hopefully.

[mrs_overall]

ODE TO PURPLE RONNIE
by Sallabananas

I love my Purple Ronnie,
The best vibrator you could meet.
If I have any physical niggles
He sorts them ot a treat.

I have a LOT of niggles
So I use him night and day.
He costs me a small fortune
In batteries, size AA.


Copyright Cr@p Poems by Mrs O 2009

[daniela31]

purple ronnie is a manufacturer of greetings cards. here is their web page.

http://www.hallmark.co.uk/instore.php?/product s/funny-cards/purple-ronnie/

maybe you could find something here yourself?

[daniela31]

very good poem mrs.O.
:-)

[iBrowse]

im always suspicios of women who buy batteries at teh supermarket checkout....

[Bbbananas]

I buy them for: heated eyelash curlers, clocks, and... err.... mm. Perhaps you're right.

Thanks Mrs O - that was very good x

[mrs_overall]

ibrowse - it's a good job you didn't see me buying a 12v at the garage last week then!

[iBrowse]

the remote controls you have all over the house...

[Bbbananas]

bl00dy hell - industrial size !!!

[iBrowse]

a big 9volter

[Bbbananas]

oh yes... and the electric parmesan grater (and no, I don't mean a foot file.)

[iBrowse]

we had a girl in school that told us she used to 'protect' her phone and use that....lol at least it was rechargable