Naked Jessica Alba pictures???

[willrelf]

Does anyone know where I can find some naked Jessica Alba pics?
Thanks!

[mrs_overall]

Who is Jessica Alba?
I can let you have some nude pics of me at a very reasonable cost.

[willrelf]

ok then
what's the cost?

[mrs_overall]

50p.
I look dead cute on the sheepskin rug kicking my chubby legs in the air and giving a lovely gummy smile.

[willrelf]

ok but i can't pay you 50p can i?

[mrs_overall]

Honest, they're worth it. I've got a teddybear in one hand and a rattle in the other.

[feeenix]

''I look dead cute on the sheepskin rug kicking my chubby legs in the air and giving a lovely gummy smile. ''

Purleeeze.. I'm halfway through my sandwich

[willrelf]

yes i want to see, but how am i supposed to pay you 50p for them?

[mrs_overall]

feenix - I was only 3 months old!

[willrelf]

just let me see for free

[sir.prize]

Come on willrelf . . .this is the FOURTH request for naked pictures of celebrities you have asked for in the last two days. You are far too young at only 15 to be looking at anything other than CBeebies. Now be a good boy and eat your tea it will soon be time for bed. Teddy is waiting for you.

[bigmamma]

Laughing my socks off @ mrs_overall

[mrs_overall]

Hmm...so you're into pics of naked 3 month old babies?
There is a word for people like you.
It begins with P.
Ask your teacher when you go to school tomorrow.

[weeal]

... after youve tidied your room !

[feeenix]

''It begins with P. ''

Yeah... pest

[bigmamma]

I think he only thinks about one thing beginning with the letter p mrs_overall !

[mrs_overall]

I agree bigmamma.......and he's probably holding it in his hand ask we speak rofl

[weeal]

Oh you two are awful....but I like ye ! lol

[bigmamma]

He certainly has gone quiet !

[willrelf]

just shut up you lot
as soon as i've seen naked jessica alba pics i'll take this question off

[feeenix]

''He certainly has gone quiet ! ''

As mrs_overall said two posts up^^^