Mr Bobtheturkey, wife stealer

[Mr Harris]

If you want my wife, you will have to fight for her.

The loser recinds their right to shag my wife and must instead parade down their local High St wearing nothing but a pair of pink leather Y-Fronts.

[Redbel]

Mr Harris....I'd insist at pistols at dawn :)

[dot.hawkes]

is that a threat or a promise?

[Redbel]

Sorry Mr Harris that should have read.... I'd insist of pistols at dawn.... :)

[laurence2]

Pistols at dawn in pink leather Y-Fronts?

[silverdaler]

i hope i am not the only one who doesnt understand this thread at all ?

[dot.hawkes]

Silverdaler if you want to follow it go to the search the site little bar to the bottom left and type in Mrs Harris at Number 42

[kick3m0n]

Mr Harris...please post to let us all know who won, and which local High Street the loser will be parading down. The thought of Bobtheturkey in pink leather Y-fronts will undboutedly draw quite a crowd..........

good luck in your honourable fight to keep your wife.

[loopyc]

im with kick3mOn i want to watch the losers humiliation!!! im in bobtheturkeys corner i think mrs harris is a disgrace to women!!!! (sorry mr harris!)

[kick3m0n]

yeah Mr H...loopy is right, your wife is somewhat predatory..not sure Bob could have resisted her advances, even if he'd tried! Maybe you should fight fire with fire, and have your wicked way with one of Mr Turkeys lovely ladies by way of revenge. I hear he's very close to a smashing lady called Mrs Hawkes....

[loopyc]

naughty kick, what would dothawkes think of your match making or is dot a bit of a minx?

[kick3m0n]

I guess we'll find out when she logs on ;o) xx

(Hi Dot xx)