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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.They had their caravans towed/clamped, got housed in council housing, and their children ended up on YTS projects doing far less useful things than knife sharpening, but something that fits much better into a health and safety manuel.
I remember a Romany sharpening my mum's dressmaking scissors. he alwasy used to give us a blackjack. yum yum. We were fascinated not least of all because my mum was from Romany descent until she ended up in barnados, and then fostered by extended family (non-romany). That is obviously where I get my mysterious hispanic looks from: Dark eyes, auburn hair, skin like a mochachino.....
Modern times; in some ways so forward, yet also so sad.
Buenchico: I'll remember that it's you and your throw away scissors that have taken away the only business my forefather's left me...I find out now, that you are the reason i can no longer be pulled around in my beautiful caravan pulled by my trusty shire and sell pegs and other trinkets, while my husband beavers away at the knives and garden implements. What good is it looking like Carmen, if I have no dramatic occupation in which to find inappropriate lovers to send me to meet my untimely demise? What use is it looking like a gorgeous European Beverage if I can't go around in my mobile home (which would make the switch to London, far easier, frankly!)?
I don't know, maybe it's not your fault, its blimmin' B&Q value garden tools that are doing me out of business. maybe I should set up an online Knife sharpening business, all the ABs that like to do their stabbing and cutting here in the forum could pay me to sharpen their scythes...now that sounds like a viable business.
I can see it now: Blood descent Romany ABer, dark locks, black eyes, skin like a mochachino (or cappacino in the winter), renews old family business in sharpening keyboard hatchets. A cutting wit, and a sharp tongue put together with a deadly ponchant for slicing to the issue, encouraging all to do the same. Safe, e-sharpened tools. Accepts all majoy credit cards/nochex/paypal/personal cheque/postal order. Please note:back stabbing comments can not be released till funds are cleared. cutting comments of a mutual interest sliced at half price.
Defo! ;-)
My dad used to sharpen the carving knife on a sunday morning prior to carving the sunday roast. He used a piece of stone that was about 8 inches long and used to set it on the kerb round the drain outside the kitchen window.
When I worked in a restaurant, the chef used what he called a 'steel' it had a handle like a knife but the blade was round.