After all the fights and violence at last years BF, I thought the shops would've maybe givven up on that silly scheme. Seems not thogh. All the local shops have BF signs in their windows, even Primark and QS. Can their prices get any cheaper?
I suppose grockles need to stock up on items to wear when they swarm into this town for hen weekends/stag weekends/SAGA tours/mystery tours from Loondon. When the bus is hurtling down the M23 at full speed, it's no mystery .. it can only be going to Brighton.
I remember as a wee sprog in Leicestershire going on a mystery coach tour organised by the by the regiment for the married families, using an army coach. It was a mystery right enough, the coach broke down in the middle of nowhere! We all had to make our own way home.
I remember my late granny going on a mystery tour in Scotland. All they were told was "we're going to a park". well... they ended up at a safari park and with wild animals and monkeys etc all roaming around the bus, many of the poor old folks had... to put it delicately,... bowel movements. That was a long smelly journey back to Edinburgh that night. Bet the coach company never did that trip again without warning them all first.