Neurology for me tomorrow...then Cardiff for a Tour Of The Relatives...

Bbbananas | 12:50 Wed 18th Nov 2009 | ChatterBank

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Wish me luck... especially with the relatives which is a far more scarier prospect than an MRI scan. I've already met the sister (think Christine Hamilton) & she's ok once she's p1ssed... but it'll be the first time for the Aunts. One's a deaf ex-headmistress, the other's senile. Nice. We should have something in common then....?!
So long as they don't ask the inevitable "When are you two getting married then?" I'd hate to have to shock the Old Dears by telling them I'm already married.... to someone else....

I'm so excited.....

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Sqad

MRI of what?

Bbbananas

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Brain sqad - I suppose first of all to check whether I do actually have one. And secondly, to see how much of it has been destroyed over the years by alcohol...............!!!

Bbbananas

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..or chatterbank !

Sqad

mmmmmmmmmm!

Bbbananas

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Seriously - it's all in relation to this cardiac op I'm having in the new year. A few symptoms don't quite match up or make sense (when have I ever made sense?!!) - so a neurological opinion is being sought before the ablation procedure goes ahead.
I shall just lay back and think of...........a beach on the Seychelles.

Sqad

salla,,,,,,,right.....keep me informed.

Do you remember "Pretty Woman?"

Well when the "Old Dears" this weekend say "When are you getting married?"
Just say "Never, I only want him for his body"

That should shut them up.

Bbbananas

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yeah... but this is Plaid's body we're talking about.... I said they're deaf and senile - not blind !!!

Bbbananas

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Lord forgive me - this is the Man I sort-of Love....
I'm only joking. :-)

Sqad

LOL LOL...c'mon salla

pericat

Does sound like a 'fun' weekend ahead salla ! Are we bringing gifts ?

mccfluff

lie back and think of button mushrooms

logic

why button mushrooms FLUFFY,?

Bbbananas

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Oh No.... My shoulders will be shaking & quivering that much they won't be able to see anything.... I may well pass a few mushrooms myself. ;-)

Peri - I am taking M&S truffles for the aunts and Plymouth gin for the sister. Sorted.

pericat

very thoughtful and kind - they cant be anything but impressed - dont forget to offer with the dishes

Bbbananas

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Great. Still, those sort of things impress the Oldies don't they, so I may don the linen teacloth.

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Bbbananas

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Nah - she's a pussy cat really. Just drip feed her gin and she'll be my Welsh bessie mate before you know it.

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