If you worked for the police and had to go undercover tomorrow

[VorVZakone]

as a member of the opposite sex, could you do it convincingly? Including holding conversations?

[mccfluff]

no

[mistys]

Yes!

[4getmenot]

If I was a bloke I wouldnt need to hold a conversation surely

[skyep]

Oi Oi!!! What's appenin ere then! That do?

[whiskeysheri]

Oh, yes. I'd grunt and scratch myself occasionally. That oughta do it. :)

[skyep]

Ye goin daawn!!! ?

[whiffey]

Absolutely !!! I dress up every evening already, it's very soothing, satin on the flesh, that soft silky feeling as you slide them up over your cheeks, and I have to go now.

[mistys]

Places hand down trousers, stares at mccfluffs, 4get's and skyep's chest all at the same time while drinking a beer!!

See. Easy.

[skyep]

lol! xxx

[skyep]

& another lol!!! xxx

[randyraven]

I would prepare in the following way ...

Forget how to park a car.
Talk about nowt for ages ......err maybe I do already on here ...

oh and of course I would be a lesbo

[VorVZakone]

lol. we need pic evidence whiffey.

lol@skeyp. Very convincing. Don't make me bring out my truncheon!

[skyep]

How very dare you!

[randyraven]

If it means giving up the remote control and not being able to scratch my go nads ..then I would not volunteer to go under cover

[skyep]

Do I get a walkie talkie thing?

[poohshunny]

No chance! I used to work at burger king when I was at college. I wasn't allowed to dress up as the character kid vid because he didn't have boobs!!!

[whiffey]

randyraven, what do you do with all the white dust that gathers in your underpants ? Do you just blow it away, or collect it ?

[VorVZakone]

I can give u a walky talky but u need to remember to cough abruptly at the end of every sentence, and call everyone roger and charlie.

[VorVZakone]

and also you drink a lot of tango.

[whiffey]

My name's Bertie, so that's no sodding use.