John Torode from masterchef!!

rugeleyboy | 23:40 Tue 29th May 2007 | Body & Soul

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this is gonna sound a bit wierd but, I, a straight male love to watch this man eat?? he does it so gracefully? i think i need help?

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Joe_the_Lion

A BIT weird???????????

However, perhaps it is similar to me thinking Humphrey Bogart looks uber cool smoking a cigarette. Given I am an anti-smoker, the dude does it with such passion, it is enough to make me want to start.

whiffey

You have ruined a simple risotto. Your potato mash is lumpy, and you are scared of parsnips. Me I don't mind. Bass with lime works in Hawaii.

Where is Fatty Greggs Pasty ? :(((

My heart isn't in it without my little fat buddy and vegetable guru.

warpig3

Interesting RB, mrwarpig commented tonight on how much food John Toad managed to shove into his gob in one go, so I have just read him you comments and he said 'is he taking the p*ss'. Personally I haven't noticed one way or the other, but will check it out tomorrow.

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warpig............... the man can put a bacon, egg and mushrooom sandwich on a fork and he will get it in, in 1 go without touching his lips?? amazing!!

Trinny

He may eat gracefully, but is there any need for him and Gregg to shout? They are so loud!

whiffey

"You have ruined a simple risotto"
"It's too big and scruffy for me"
"WOW ! WOW! WOW !"
"A very very little duck"
"Are you trying to tell us to get lost ?"
"Your dumplings are great"
"I like your crispy bits"
"The kale is the big problem for me"
"Tweak it ! Tweak it ! Tweak it !"
"Not any part of any single plate was good"
"I've got a nice little tray of meat"
"I think she really really wants it"
"Lamb and Fennel ? Together ? That's a risky combination"
"I don't understand fish and egg very well"
"Don't be frightened of parsnips"
"The duck breast can't be an afterthought to a banana leaf"
"..bothers me a bit of a lot"
"Buzzing in the mouth... Electric Fly"
"Slightly rustic and a bit chunky"
"This around the outside is starting to look a bit swamplike"
"Your invention is slightly confusing me"
"I went, PARDON !"
"Shoo ! Off you go !"