ahem chatterbox virgin!

[richard262]

just stumbled in here hello ?

[dot.hawkes]

bank

[~max~]

Hello! But be prepared to be treated with a pinch of salt...We've had some very unsavoury new characters recently!

[sir.knobby]

er dot

[888sally888]

Hi Richard!

[bigspottybum]

Hello there! I am new as well, but be prepared for some unusual reactions, I have been called a few odd things.

[sir.knobby]

Hi dicky

[dot.hawkes]

knobs it's chatterbank not chatterbox

[richard262]

soz all chatterbank hi all read a few posts that made me chuckle took off my coat and thought i would stay a while

[bigspottybum]

Were you just off out for a pizza?

[sir.knobby]

Yea well whatever

[sir.knobby]

Ahem newbie d!ck no newbie says the word soz on here do they.

They have to earn the right to say soz on here so who are you then and you know it wont take us long to figure it out

[mrs.chappie]

Richard, think you'll love it on AB - unless you reveal your surname is Sole!

R. Sole - geddit? lol

[bigspottybum]

Why should a newbie not say "soz"?

My point entirely. And from whom do they have to earn the right? You? Who the hell are you anyway?

[hangingbrain]

you sound like a total w@nker. why dont you fu*k off and go suck our own little penis you decrepid little piece of sh1te. get a life sir.prize you troll!

[sir.knobby]

Oh dear Its a shame innit

[hangingbrain]

y dont u f@ck off and never come back u scum bag

[hangingbrain]

i didnt mean u knobby btw

[sir.knobby]

I blame it onto torrets syndrome

[sir.knobby]

Tis ok gravy I know it is small hands

[hangingbrain]

who is max? i just called her a c0ck sucker