I have been asleep for the last two weeks!

[what..the?]

What have I missed??

[4getmenot]

magnus magnuson died

[what..the?]

I've started so I'll finish!

[4getmenot]

and so he did.

[Athley]

and James Brown!!!

[4getmenot]

and charlie drake

[buzybee]

http://www.celebslam.com/jennifer-aniston-kevi n-federline-have-sex

[vehelpfulguy]

And Saddam got hung

[knobbynonuts]

Santa got stuck up my chimney

[crete]

newmantoday. lost the plot, the sprouts are still not ready, the turkey is nearly finishes just a curry tonight and thats it and no one knows what glaze to put on the ham.

[redcrx]

crete, the sprouts would have been ready had you put them on to boil in feb, but no you thought November would be ok!
still they may be a little bit too mushy by next xmas but am sure you can have them then.

[naz_nomad]

the toilet I should think

[what..the?]

lol naz....that reminds me thanks, I knew I had forgotten something!