help needed please (serious question)

todoronron | 09:35 Fri 25th Jun 2010 | ChatterBank

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I am going to work on a camp in Libya with no alcohol, girls, Nothing. I was actually contemplating taking a love doll to get me by but think they are too big and heavy. Therefore I had a look and decided to buy a som machine from www.lovehoney.com. They cost around £350 which sounds expensive but I think it will be very well needed. However I called them today to place my order and they are out of stock :( I am at work at the moment and cant start googling stuff like that. I need to order it today though so can arrive tomorrow. Does anybody know any other companies that would sell these and please tell me the telephone numbers? Thanks

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Bbbananas

Serious question ron?
Serious reply:- Just make do with w@nk1ng......

funnygirl

I know I am naive, but what is a 'som machine?????'

mccfluff

i'm sure you posted something similar the other day

Bobbisox

What the fluff is a love doll...?????????????????????????????

Bbbananas

One of those blow-up dolls bobbs, or one of those horrid false vaginas....

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Bobbisox

and this person is putting this thread where people Mollys age can contribute?
weird indeed!

redcrx

do they sell jars and liver in Libya? may work out cheaper

redman41

If God didn't want us to masturbate, he would have given us shorter arms.

Bobbisox

eweeee red...yuk...but dead funny...lol

todoronron

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Ho eddie please can you give me the phone number?

Bobbisox

wind up?

cherrychapstick

i sell things like that lol but i have never heard of a som machine hmmm, nope just had a look on the site nothing with that name sorry , just use you hand less baggage to carry , sit on it till it goes numb and then apparently it feels like someone elses :s