Mail Merge or Male Merge....?

[Bbbananas]

I know which I prefer.
I have just spent an hour doing the first - I would rather have half an hour of the second.

[funnygirl]

I would like to merge with Denzel!!!!!

[Panic Button]

I've got half an hour free

[funnygirl]

What on earth are you suggesting Panic????

[Barmaid]

At least with the latter, you don't have to stuff envelopes or stick on stamps!!!!

[funnygirl]

No but you get to do a bit of licking !!!! :-0

[Barmaid]

Yes that thought did cross my mind funnygirl!

[Ankou]

i would have thought a male merge negates the need for a woman. unless they were both bi.

[Bbbananas]

I meant him/them merging with me Ankou.

[funnygirl]

And Denzel with I.

[Ankou]

well so long as you make that clear to him/them so as not to feel left out nor nuffink.

[Ankou]

denzek with an i ?

so it is denzil tulser then.

[Bbbananas]

Do you mean Denzil Washington funny? I wouldn't mind him once you've finished with him - send him to my tent washed and scrubbed and rested :-)

[funnygirl]

You gotta long wait Salla!

And not it is not Denzil Tulser.

For those that don't know Tulser was in fools and horses!!!

[Barmaid]

I am not sure I fancy a male merge, but a nice massage wouldn't go amiss.

[mccfluff]

oooo yep i could go for a massage, and someone to do my shift at the pub tonight please

[redman41]

On a miserable day like Today (Weather wise) some serious merging would certainly lift the gloom !!!

[Barmaid]

I wish I could have a duvet day, but I can't. Still I shall get a massage at the weekend so shall just have to wait until then.

[Bbbananas]

I've just gotta get a massage to you....oh aye... oh aye.

(by the Geordie Hee-Bee-Gee-Bees).

[China Doll]

I could actually just go a beer (rare but it happens), a plate of nachos, a DVD, a sofa and a cuddle... :c(

[Barmaid]

mmmmm China, that sounds like a superb evening!