Do I Message Him Or Let Him Message Me?
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MM and KM Links July 2008 [Week 4]
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Good Evening AB Linkers, everywhere!
Welcome to this final week in the reign of Princess Pauline, the Bard from Stockport. This week, she has had more trouble with her foot (her iambic foot!). As far as I know, nothing major is planned so all should go like clockwork. Famous last words!
Today has been almost "summery" and I have spent a little time in the garden. I am ashamed to say that the weeds are still winning the battle by a long chalk. Perhaps this weekend will see a turn in the weather for the better. Still, I hope you find time to stand by in the Shrubbery waiting for the posting, which should appear tomorrow at 8.45am and the four words to be linked should be declared at 9.00am, when MM Links kicks off in earnest. The scores will be totted up for the month of July to determine the next MM Links Champion, who is charged with setting the link words during August.
Welcome to this final week in the reign of Princess Pauline, the Bard from Stockport. This week, she has had more trouble with her foot (her iambic foot!). As far as I know, nothing major is planned so all should go like clockwork. Famous last words!
Today has been almost "summery" and I have spent a little time in the garden. I am ashamed to say that the weeds are still winning the battle by a long chalk. Perhaps this weekend will see a turn in the weather for the better. Still, I hope you find time to stand by in the Shrubbery waiting for the posting, which should appear tomorrow at 8.45am and the four words to be linked should be declared at 9.00am, when MM Links kicks off in earnest. The scores will be totted up for the month of July to determine the next MM Links Champion, who is charged with setting the link words during August.
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I know that Lady D of the Fly is exhibiting signs, with her visitors, of gerontophilia (don't worry, non-arrestible as yet) but asking a gent of mature years to use a vacuum cleaner verges on the unnatural.
Sorry, Kay, you are having trouble reading this but I am having trouble writing this!
AND do you know it is nearly ten o'clock and apart from a fleeting glimpse of a bottle of Gallo (been to the winery) no one else has offered a drink.
Me, I am off to bed, hope sarumite et al will turn up to keep you all occupied and maybe provied a drink or two to you lot.
Night night.
Sorry, Kay, you are having trouble reading this but I am having trouble writing this!
AND do you know it is nearly ten o'clock and apart from a fleeting glimpse of a bottle of Gallo (been to the winery) no one else has offered a drink.
Me, I am off to bed, hope sarumite et al will turn up to keep you all occupied and maybe provied a drink or two to you lot.
Night night.
I HATE CATS!!!!!!!! Have just spent ages trying to get Linz's cats in but have given up with one. She has 2 and one of them just doesn't like me so if I want him to come in have to open the door and hide so he can't see me. Just hasn't worked tonight so have given up. (with L's permission)
Sorry I missed Strix, he's a bit too highbrow for me tonight!!!! (but he does have very good taste in music)
Sorry I missed Strix, he's a bit too highbrow for me tonight!!!! (but he does have very good taste in music)
In practice it was something like this Strix !! And I thought it was just my body they were after!!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mW3SiCDIl4w
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mW3SiCDIl4w
Kay, just to make up apparently being highbrow (don't worry too much, if I am in a pub I am usually in the public bar) and as you don't like cats, here are some useful instructions of how a moggy might be of use:
Loo Cleaning Instructions
1. Put both lids of the loo up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the loo and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the loo, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the loo three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and 'rinse'.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the loo as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the loo, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the loo and the cat will be sparkling clean
Yours sincerely,
The Dog
Loo Cleaning Instructions
1. Put both lids of the loo up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the loo and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the loo, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the loo three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and 'rinse'.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the loo as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the loo, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the loo and the cat will be sparkling clean
Yours sincerely,
The Dog
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