MM & KM Links July 2008 [Week 1]

[crofter]

Good Evening AB Linkers, everywhere and welcome to "The Perils of Poor Pauline"! Let me explain.

Last month, there was an epic struggle between Alibobs & AllyLally which resulted in a last-minute victory for ex-champion Alibobs who graciously stood down in favour of first-time winner AllyLally. I therefore embarked on an AllyLally Hunt, however all was in vain as (through nobody's fault) my attempts to make contact were fruitless. It can take about four emails to "train up" a new champion to meet the MM standard (there are tricks of the trade which are divulged only to the select few)!

The clock was ticking and I became desperate. I mean really desperate! With only two days ago I needed a back-up plan. I had to have someone who knew ropes, who can take the pressure and yet would be a worthy Links Setter. I began thinking the unthinkable!
Pauline Ward had held court in my absence, she had an excellent score last month (and missed out on bonus points by only one minute to take her to even greater heights) and I had been saved from the rhymes of "Lady Limerick". She would do a great job!

[x-ray]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=XsYJyVEUaC4
This record might be appropriate

[sarumite]

Evening all ... I've finally made it back into the shrubbery ... it does seem that this place is far less profligate than when I last visited.
I guess my fellow partner in crime (Strix) has been able to exercise a certain amount of control with the behaviour of the shrubbery paramours!!?
And don'y worry about my trip to the alien North next week Strix ... I have a cunning plan!!! ☺

[paulineward]

Strix...that is 2 Beatles songs you have posted tonight I hadn't heard before!!

You asked was it Kay from a few years ago!!!

Strix...I have met her...she could leave me standing any day!!!

[evsajo]

Strix, I may be a bit older than Pauline but I can "jitterbug" (more like jiving) with the best of them!!!!
Pauline hasn't told you I have got to leave on Saturday night as on Sunday morning I am doing the Cancer research "Race for Life" run in Sutton Park so I am quite fit really!!!!!!!

[evsajo]

Pauline will have to bring my beatles CD collection to educate you!!!! Actually we used to have all the Beatles LPs and they were played a lot so I know most of them, in fact I knew the words to both of them. It's really uncanny how Strix can pick these songs i know!!!!
Sarumite I hope you are prepared for next Friday.......It could be a big shock to meet me in person and I will have to read your comments to Strix and everyone in the Shrubbery next week...........

[Strix]

sarumite, I am sure you are fine up-standing chap but these shrubbery paramours are the Sirens of the Syringa, the Lorelei of the Lilacs, they are attempting to lure you to fate much better than death!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2tmQAbsYoc

[paulineward]

If anyone wants to sponsor our good friend..doing her marvellous race for life.....


http://www.raceforlifesponsorme.org/kaybywater


It really is a good cause!!!....and it will knacker her...hopefully!!!

[Strix]

So you can have sarumite to yourself??!!

[paulineward]

Sarumite...it will be a slow lingering but luxurious ordeal!!!

[paulineward]

Strix...you know me too well!!! :-)))

[sarumite]

I'm on my way !! (S)

[paulineward]

Sarumite...I am waiting!!!....but so is Reg!!! :-))

[paulineward]

That sounds terrible!!!! ...He is waiting to stop doing jobs!!!!

We have got away with murder...saying..yu must do this etc before our guests arrive!!!

[Strix]

"I'm on my way !! (S)" out !! But what a way to go :))

[evsajo]

I was supposed to be sharing a bed with Sarumite but the last I heard I was sleeping in between Pauline and Reg!!!!!!

[paulineward]

Strix...you can help him out!!! :-))

[sarumite]

:o)

[Strix]

And, no doubt, come monday morning as the exhausted sarumite makes his farewells, you both, that is Pauline and Kay, will be singing this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxZRdxrP0Vo

[paulineward]

I loved that Strix!..Love Diana Ross's music...she is a bit odd...but still!

Do you think when I get Sarumite here I will let him go that quickly???....We have a cellar!!! :-)))

[sarumite]

I may have to catch ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psP1bKKEtHg

love this one!