MM and KM Links April 2008 [Week 3]

[crofter]

Good Evening AB Linkers, everywhere!

Welcome to this, the third week in the reign of Lady Lysander, who had an absolutely perfect launch last weekend and plans another for you tomorrow. Last week the scoring was quite brisk and we hope for the same again. I have since learned that the early leader, Slaney O'Hotshot has returned to the Emerald Isle in her peat-fuelled motorised vehicle, so the field is truly wide open.

Look out for Lysander's posting which should appear at 8.45am and her four words to be linked should be declared at 9.00am tomorrow, when MM Links kicks off in earnest. Don't forget the international version of this same game is called KM Links, which I jokingly said had been designed for "Insomniacs Anonymous", since it kicks off at the unearthly hour of about 06.30am! I also made some ambiguous comments about my very good friend and "fellow" conspirator, seekeerz, who keeps score in the "Sister" Link Game. She fully understands that it is often necessary to play the agent provocateur in these situations (and my bloody nose is nearly better!).

I wonder what Lysander will be up to tomorrow? Kick Boxing or Bare Knuckles Fighting? Tune in and find out!

Until tomorrow ~ "Happy Linking"!

:O)

[jan1956]

thanks Crofter, glad that Steff sorted you out!
Pauline and Kay are together this week , having fish and chips (they tell us!) bet it is not vinegar we will be able to smell on their breath!

[Strix]

Dear crofter, I am not sure you are going to get off that light, I quote from an email from seekeerz
"Yes, I saw what crofter wrote, naughty boy - just as well there's lots of klicks between us, I'd smack him !! Not really, had a good giggle watching him trying to extract himself from the mucky stuff."

[jan1956]

evening strix, just you and me then???
hope you have brought drinks

[evsajo]

Hi Jan...Pauline here!!...Honestly!!....Just finished the fish and chips!!
A nice bottle of wine chilling in the fridge!...

Now when I sneak on here without Kay seeing me...I could put anything I like in her name...what fun I could have!!!...Sssh...she's back!

[sarumite]

Hi jan, I'm in and out for a while ... you know what I mean, and in urgent need of liquid refreshment after gastroscopy this morning!! Three nice nurses in attendance so obviously I said no to any form of sedation!!

I dread to think what state Pauline and Kay are in by now, they were threatening to be "on the pull" ... whatever that means??? (S) ☺

[sarumite]

OOhhh ... I've been gazumped!!!

[jan1956]

Hi S and pauline take it easy after the op S
not too much whiskey
Pauline you ought to have brought your own lap top so we knew who to abuse :-)

[Strix]

Yup, a bit tottery, as had to collect wife and son from Heathrow at some ungodly hour this a.m and as we don't live anywhere near to LHR, I am looking forward to my kip!
HOWEVER I have my vin rouge to hand and am on hand to repel invaders, of the female gender, to the shrubbery until such time as male replacements are available so as I can, then, go to bed.....
chin-chin, glug-glug
Strix

[evsajo]

Sarumite!!!...No wonder you didn't want sedation!

Holding your hand?????....hmmmm!!!!
Just popping out with Kay to get a lead for my laptop to see if i can link mine up.
Don't drink all the wine you lot!!!

Back in a mo!!

[kayakamina]

Pauline if you see this could you try to contact please me at

[email protected]

Thanks K

[Dustybun]

Ooooh! more secrets!

[jan1956]

strix, the shrubbery is quite safe with us laydees
you know we havn't got a devious bone in our bodies!!

[evsajo]

Pauline here!
Kayakamina.....have e-mailed you, have opened my e-mail page on Kays computer, so I am available on it.

[evsajo]

We're back, this is Kay. What lengths do people go to to open a bottle of wine. Pauline was so eager when we got back she has cut her thumb and is now in tears because some of the blood went into her wine!!!!!
Oh dear made a typing error which made the last line VERY funny (and rude!!!) We can't type for laughing, and we are only on our first glass (and I don't drink!!)

[Strix]

Jan. Where is, or might be, a devious bone in a female body? And, how, if there were a devious bone where would one find it, and how? Albeit that you profess to lack such a thing, is it something you never had or you had surgically removed?
Yours, typically puzzled male,
Strix

[kayakamina]

Thanks Pauline I've replied to your e-mail which I trust you'll receive shortly.

Enjoy your evening.

[evsajo]

Strix thats one question you shouldn't ask us ladeeeees, we have to keep some secrets from you men.
There has to be some mystery!!!!!

[evsajo]

Hello is anybody there???

I thought Kay didn't drink!!!...she's had nearly all of it!!!!

[sarumite]

Hi Kay ... women are a COMPLETE mystery most of the time!!! But I have to admit we wouldn't be without them!

I hope it was a bottle of red that Pauline's knocking back, as blood in a chardonnay would not look good! It appears you DO need a man to show you how to open a bottle!!! It's really not that difficult!! (S) ☺☺