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I hit my forehead on the corner of my partners car door last night

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dot.hawkes | 19:54 Mon 21st Jan 2008 | ChatterBank
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and i have a bump and a fairly decent bruise developing now, what excuse should i use if people as me what happened? It was my own fault cos i was trying to get in the house out of the rain, so it's quite boring really. Stars for the daftest sounding fantasy!!!!
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Stuff the excuses dot. is the car ok? lol
19:55 Mon 21st Jan 2008
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I would do the pat butcher voiced "walked into a door"

its traditional and people will all assume you have been thumped
19:56 Mon 21st Jan 2008
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Well, if you say you walked into a door everyone will think you were thumped so if I were you I'd say that you were thumped and them everuone will think you really walked into a door.
(How's the poor car?)
19:58 Mon 21st Jan 2008
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the dog
nosed you in the face to kiss you
lol x
20:00 Mon 21st Jan 2008
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The dog had given up asking for his dinner and gone outside to find something. You heard a cat squealing and realised it was your neighbours cat that had been chased up the tree by your hungry dog. You decided against calling out the fire brigade yet again (they were getting suspicious about the cat up the tree or the toe in the bath tap excuses as just being a ploy to call them out even though they love your homebaked cookies) so you decide to go and get the cat out yourself. Next time you will know to shut the dog inside first so he cant ran up at the ladder, knocking it flying and leaving you dangling from a flimsy branch. Which, of course, snapped making you tumble to the ground where you hit your head on one of the roots of the tree. Of course it was at this point the dog woke you from your dream by knocking you on the head with his empty bowl!
20:06 Mon 21st Jan 2008
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your hand had a
lol
wobbler on its own accord
and smacked you in the face
20:07 Mon 21st Jan 2008
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Be dramatic girl!! say you were attacked and fought off at least 6 big burly men, and they left limping!!!
20:12 Mon 21st Jan 2008
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Tell them you were playing with your Grandson and his x box and he whacked you one when he got carried away with winning.
Always blame it on the children.
20:53 Mon 21st Jan 2008

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