throwing a sausage down an ally

[bluevern]

how did this saying come about

[Suzyboo]

you just made it up!

[Quizmonster]

It is simply a vulgar representation of mismatched male and female - in that order - genitalia.

[bluevern]

ccccccccccccc,didnt make it up,

[Postdog]

Well I thought you'd made it up because I had never heard it before, but now I have, and now I know what it means, I like it!

[bluevern]

the other saying is,,,playing snooker with a bit of string,,,

[shaneystar2]

Or throwing a shovel up the Albert Hall.

[Quizmonster]

The snooker/string saying is not at all the same thing. It means that - like a piece of string - the 'sausage' is uselessly limp. You can't play snooker with a floppy cue!

[duckster]

The one i am known to use is -- It was like throwing a chip up Union St-- which proberbly means the same thing

[mike42]

here in stoke it means a woman with a larg vigina.

[duffers]

in yorkshire the phrase I've always heard is 'like throwing a welly up westgate,' cos in loads of town centres in west yorkshire the main pub/club street is called westgate. Also in Ireland they sometimes say 'like throwing a sausage up O'Connell street.' It is pretty vulgar!!!

[jhiker]

it indicates a mismatch of sizes as does..

.. a pr*ck in a shirtsleeve..

its suggests the lady has a f*nny like a wizard's sleeve..