For Fun, What Words Of Wisdom Would You Like On The Side Of Your Coffin?

[Bobbisox1]

In true humouress style , Captain Sir Tom
I TOLD YOU I WAS OLD ( priceless )

Me?
I tried my best :0)

[davebro]

You' ll soon be here.

[Bazile]

I told them I needed a bigger boat

[Bobbisox1]

That's a sobering thought Dave, haha

[davebro]

Local undertaker had on his van:

DIE NOW PAY LATER

I'LL GET YOU IN THE END

they made him take it off

[Bobbisox1]

I bet they did haha

[Arksided]

Be afraid, don't wake up the nob... he's already coming to get you.

[Jackdaw33]

Spike Milligan's gravestone is inscribed (in Gaelic):

I told you I was ill.

[choux]

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[Buenchico]

As I want to be cremated: "Is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

;-)

[Buenchico]

PS: My uncle's coffin was carried from the church, heading to the crematorium, to the tune of 'Smoke Gets in Your Eyes' ;-)

[Bobbisox1]

Choux BA haha

[choux]

bobbi, it was the most polite answer I came up with ;) Thanks.

[Baldric]

I did it my way.

[Bobbisox1]

Get innn , back of the net Balders :0)))

[jennyjoan]

On my headstone I want - "Returned unopened".

[jennyjoan]

My cousin who was burying her late sister and knew the late sister loved Elvis - so she was going to get somebody at the crematorium to play "Returned to Sender".

[Bobbisox1]

JJ, or....
Return toSender like the late great Freddie Starr :0))

[Bobbisox1]

X posts JJ

[theprof]

Prof was a chemist
But prof is no more
What prof thought was H2O
Was H2SO4

[douglas9401]

Caution: Flammable.