8 + 8 .

Jemisa | 13:56 Tue 04th Jun 2013 | Jokes

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8 things you'll never hear a man say:
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8) Here sweetheart , you use the remote.
7) You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too
big.
6) Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one film I've gotta see!
5) While I'm up, can I get you anything?
4) Sex isn't that important, sometimes I just want to be cuddled..
3) Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch Eastenders.
2) Hey, let me hold your handbag while you try that on.
1) We never talk anymore.
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8 things you'll never hear a woman say :
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8) What do you mean today's our anniversary?
7) Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.
6) Ohh, this diamond is way too big!
5) Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being
'just good friends'
4) Darlin', does this outfit make my bum look too small?
3) Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to work
out how to get there.
2) I don't care if it's in the sale, 300 quid is way too much for a
designer dress.
1) Hey, pull my finger!