I Phoned My Wife Earlier And Told Her To Pack A Bag Immediately ..........

[Gizmonster]

.................... as I'd booked us into a hotel for a few nights.
"Oooh", she said, "Why's that?".
I said, "Well darling, you know that I've been playing poker all day?"
"Yes", she said really excited.




Well, I've lost the house", I said.

[tonyav]

LOL.

[boxtops]

I know someone that happened to, so I don't find that funny.

[craft1948]

lol I do..............

[tonyav]

Bloody hell boxy is that right, lost their house in a game of cards ?.

[jim360]

Well perhaps they would have been better off not gambling with things they couldn't afford to lose...

[Jemisa]

Well its a twist on the joke where H phones his wife to say he'd won the lottery and says pack your bags, she says where are we going? he says just get the f**k out.

jem

[Gizmonster]

Sorry if I've caused anyone any distress - totally unintentional.

Jem - that is worthy of "best answer" lol :P