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A Christmas 'Lil' Story (aka Another Dumb Blonde Moment).

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Bbbananas | 15:39 Thu 17th Dec 2009 | ChatterBank
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Lil, 25+ years ago & newly married to the son of a rich respected business family (that was then.... they're not now, but that's another story involving affairs, fraud & alcohol)..... Lil bravely (she's not the best of cooks) volunteered to do the big family christmas dinner.

Snooty mother-in-law (known as Ironside, since the accident...) sidles up to her and asks "Linda, will you be having a capon this christmas?"
Lil looks mystified, but replies "Err..no... but I do usually wear a pinny".

Bless her, I just love her.
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hi Salla! x

Ooo poor Lil
15:43 Thu 17th Dec 2009
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You've gotta love her!
15:43 Thu 17th Dec 2009
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God does. And her new husband who is more 'her type' !!!

She's made up this week because she & new hubby are featured in our local Countywide Magazine. In all her lilac ruched glory. She thinks she's Royalty - only the cream of society make that magazine's pages I will have you know !!
15:46 Thu 17th Dec 2009
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Of course she's real - she's heavily featured in many of my FB photo albums. The blonde one acting very suggestively with the rather large pepper mill... and draped all over the chaise longue at The George in Stamford... waiting for her Prince to...err... come. ;-)
15:47 Thu 17th Dec 2009
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No way vibra. Lil is a dumb blonde with money.... I am a clever brunette with a bankruptcy order....!

She's been my bessy mate since we were babes in our mothers arms.
15:48 Thu 17th Dec 2009
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Good job you can't see mine then NOK LOL
15:50 Thu 17th Dec 2009
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Yeah - they even made me almost 'turn'.... In fact I quite fancy our Rinks, despite being 99% heterosexual.
15:51 Thu 17th Dec 2009
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It isn't a joke newsdesk, it's a story.
You come up with something original then - you don't have to read this.
15:55 Thu 17th Dec 2009
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newsdesk.....get back to the news section and just reply to my answer to you about the Muslim affray.
15:56 Thu 17th Dec 2009
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oooh someone is not in the christmas spirit ;0)
15:56 Thu 17th Dec 2009
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Salla - I've a naughty picture to send to you - can I email it to you - it will give you and your girls at work a laugh.

I can't put it on here as I will be banished, never to be seen again.
15:58 Thu 17th Dec 2009
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course you can Den - my e-mail address is on my fb page. I think.
16:00 Thu 17th Dec 2009
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Just sent it Salla.
16:07 Thu 17th Dec 2009
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my email has just been returned Salla - I will send it through Facebook to your inbox.
16:12 Thu 17th Dec 2009

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