Although I do know what you mean, dot.
Only the other day I was having lunch with the Beckham's, (at our mutual pal, Gordon Ramsays home) and they mentioned all the malicious reports about them in the newspapers.
I mentioned that I would ask my dear friend, Rupert Murdoch, to put a stop to it. Darling chap that he is, said he would.
By the by, Gordy has a simply BEAUTIFUL home. He's just retiled his kitchen and we all complimented Victoria on how her Dior jeans matched the colour scheme.
Davy then got her up for a dance remembering that Rudolph Valentino had once said, "There's nothing like tiles for the tango."
Gordy & I agreed that they make an absolutely gorgeous couple, then nipped down to his wine cellar to get another bottle of Chateau Mouton-Rothschild Jeroboam.
It was a wonderful afternoon and next time we're meeting on my yacht anchored off Monaco, and Albert has said hell join us!