Asassination!

[unrulyjulie]

My 4 year old has just asked me which phone number calls a "gunman"
I fear i may be asassinated. I really should have bought him sweets when he asked me this afternoon instead of saying no! I do hope there isn't a number for one in the yellow pages! Mind you, at least he can't read yet!

Should i be worried????

:-)

[~max~]

PMSL! Bless!

I think you're gonna have to look over your shoulder everywhere you go now. He might have contacts at nursery.....

[helliebobs]

Jules do you remember when you came to visit and he said to me "Hels do you love Eats?"
Me: "Yes I do very much"
K: "Will you still love him when he tries to kill you?"

I love that boy :)

[unrulyjulie]

Did he really say that hun? he says so much it goes in one ear and out the other with me lol
The shame though :-)

[helliebobs]

Think he said it more than once hun :)
He gets all the best lines that boy!

[funkymoped]

does your lad want to shoot you or is it for a neighbour ??
i can imagine a 4 year old wearing his shades and a big pair of baggy trousers
"mommy, im gonna pop a cap in your foot"
:-)

[weeal]

lol the things kids say, my ex's wee boy (4) when on the plane going on holiday asked his mum in a really loud voice "when is the Plane going to crash"

[unrulyjulie]

funky, i reckon its me and hes a tearaway, he'd go bigger than my foot !

[unrulyjulie]

ahhh weeal, glad i wasnt on that flight lol
if ya knew my boy, you'd know he is always coming out with daft stuff like this lol Mind you, he is learning the art of discretion at long last.
We were on the bus the other day and there was this man with long hair sitting on the seat opposite us, he whispered to me
" mummy,i think that man looks like a lady" Thank God he whispered, this time! :-)

[legend004]

Jules in leicester you dont need to phone a gunman.
surely theres one on most street corners ?


lol




jason bourne


signing out

[~max~]

I was told my brother used to come up with nice ones too...He's now 34, but when he was 5 once my mum and dad went to a very posh restaurant. He needed the toilet, so my mum took him to the ladies, but the toilet wouldn't flush. They came out, and my bro shouted at my dad, who was sitting at the opposite end of the room "Daddy! Mummy broke the flush!!!".

She made a very quick trip back to the table...lol

[unrulyjulie]

not where i am legend, its posh round here i'll have you know! The men wash up before they pee in the sink and the ladies only pee in the bath when their fella is on the loo at the same time! Its all about standards!

[~max~]

That just reminded me of another one! lol
My bro, still about 5, in another restaurant. Went to the toilet with mum, and he was really proud of being able to wash his hands by himself. So they went back to the table, he sat down and suddenly pointed at the lady at the next table "daddy, that lady didn't wash her hands, but I did!".....ROFL!

[legend004]

Oh yeah.
Full of sun readers selling cheap fags , weaering too much gold and asking you if you want 3 porno dvds for a tenner.


Very classy jules.


They say you can tell a gentleman by the fact that after sex he doesnt wipe his knob on the curtains.
Do they have curtains in leeikster?



G 2 G

MWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[unrulyjulie]

short answer is no, we use newspaper at the windows!

[unrulyjulie]

lol max,. do you frequently remind him?

[~max~]

Every possible occasion, of course! He takes the proverbial out of me all the time! lol