Nosey little twerp at work

DC_FC | 01:21 Mon 06th Dec 2010 | Jobs

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Theres a nosey little twerp who will ask why certain people were off on a particular day, to me its none of his business, anyone got any ideas i could tell him of what ive been upto for example something like "ive been working on russian space program", i dont like the kid and he pissess me off

thanks

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boxtops

Is he just making conversation, or is he one of these who just likes to know? You could always just say "Nuthin'", that's a bit of a conversation-stopper.

NazNomad

"I was suffering with chronic headaches after finding the top of a large-hadron-collider in my garden''

''I was flossing my cat'

boxtops

I was overcome by bees

NazNomad

I actually LOL'd at that ^^

NazNomad

"I had a bad case of cows"

zzxxee

i was de pricking my pet hedgehog Boris ?

boxtops

I had a home visit from my nose de-hairer

NazNomad

You spent the day tickling your Slow Loris.

NazNomad

http://www.icuadelaid.../toon_larson_cows.jpg

... that's what I was looking for.

boxtops

LOL naz.....

I forgot my mum has an allergy so I spent the day picking the currants out of the Christmas cake

bednobs

waxing my ostrich

boxtops

Bednobs, LOL!

mgangie

At a Britains got Talent audition with Sydney, the break dancing ferret

DC_FC

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He doesnt say in a conversation way, he says "so why were you off yesterday" then i would reply and he says " why did you have tuesday off, why not friday or monday to have a long weekend "

mazamoo

jus tell him to mind his own bees wax :)

mike11111

Is he a manager? If not, I would say that you had to get an emergency prescription as you had run out of allergy-inhibitors to snotty-nosed prurient little pricks.