helo im new

[Booty40]

im zzxxee other half please be nice

[dothawkes31]

welcome, have you heard all good things about us?

[Booty40]

*hello

[Booty40]

hello yes i have

[dothawkes31]

Obviously you have heard that we are very pedantic about typing errors, poor grammar and lazy spelling : )

[joggerjayne]

So you must be the same "other half" who featured in zzxxee's story ...

... about the fireman and the aubergine !

[Booty40]

im not a fireman lol

[joggerjayne]

We know !

[Booty40]

well just testing this out im off in a bit

[joggerjayne]

Okay. That was short + sweet ... x

[Jan1957]

Is she working on her quiz questions?

[joggerjayne]

LOL

As in ... wiggle that booty, honey pie !

(bit of down home Southern talk for y'all there!)

[Booty40]

not really if you had an ounce of inteligence you would know a booty is another name for a ROYAL MARINE as i am an ex ROYAL MARINE and my commando group was 40 you work it out !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jno]

funny, I always thought 'Southern' meant the southern USA rather than breezy Sussex...

[Booty40]

shes done the quiz questions thanksx

[Booty40]

no shes not a bloody lesbian you dick

[Booty40]

far from gay i can assure you

[MOUCHA]

Hi Booty - you seem to have got the normal warm welcome - I believe I had a similar friendly one! Hope you stay the course for as long as you wish to.