abbreviated sayings

[fred1]

any help please with the abbreviated sayings

1 m i t r o a e
2 t s t b t c b

many thanks

[yogi.bear]

Hi Fred

Is it

1 might invent total rubbish on answerbank eh?

2 twonks should think before twonks chat badly!

think i've solved it!!
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[ELVIS68]

1, My ingrowing toenail`s really outing awful embolisms

2, Try saying that back to chatter bank

[squashy42]

money is the root of all evil, but i will take cash or cheque for the answer to the second one

[yogi.bear]

Got it for real.........oh yes!

no 1 is as squashy says

no 2 is "the straw that broke the camels back"!!

cheers, fred

yogi
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