Beastlypuns

[chrisrob]

Three for the priceof one, today as they're all pretty poor:

"It's raining cats and dogs outside."
" I know. I almost stepped in a poodle."



How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't, you get down from a duck.



What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.

[heathfield]

You're going to have to cancel your subscription to the Beano, Chris! ;-)