why dont women

[misundrstood]

why dont women put the blinking toilet seat up when they are finished back at you barmaid lol

[cazzz1975]

because its a seat, if it was meant to stay up it would come with a spring weighted counterbalance as standard

[haysi06]

cos we pee in the sink....no kidding LOL

[sara3]

airborne particles.

need I say more?

[misundrstood]

thanx cazz as a male im not that clever to think of that

[misundrstood]

haysi dont tell my wife but i did that

[cazzz1975]

why dont you thank me in stars... ;D

[Sir Alec]

Do men put the seat up after they've sat down for a sh**?

[Barmaid]

cos I have a terrible and unforgiveable habit of putting the lid down too (due to being a servant to a toilet drinking cat).

And if I didn't, I take the view that I don't want to touch a toilet seat without rubber gloves, whereas men don't care.

Plus, it really confuses men if they have two things to deal with (lid up AND seat up) before they pee, so I am guaranteed at least 7 minutes peace.

[pastafreak]

For both sanitary and esthetic reasons.......besides-have YOU ever had to fish something out of the toilet after it has fallen in there???? ........(childrens toy,hairbrush....etc) I didn't think so-lol

[misundrstood]

and then you have to clear up the mess barmaid we cant multi task

[Sir Alec]

You can't task full stop

[pastafreak]

LOL @ Sir Alec

[haysi06]

I have occasionally sat on the lid...as it were LOL! and misunderstood, your wife is a saint ;)

[misundrstood]

whats a full stop is that the last surge at the end of a wee and is it with the seat down or up sir

[misundrstood]

yes your right haysi my wife is a saint but she hid her halo when she married me but i found it and wear it every time i have a wee

[haysi06]

misunderstood ya dafty LOL

[Barmaid]

Ah well you see we don't have to clean up the mess because

a) most men realise that they are going to pee on their feet if they don't work the complicated contraption out and so actually manage to lift both lid and then seat

or

b) on the only ocassion when a man has disgraced himself in that room (my ex husband who didn't manage to get the lid up BEFORE he projectile vomited chilli and red wine), he was made to disinfect and redecorate - ergo, lesson learned.

[misundrstood]

haysi thats why my wife loves me thankgod she didnt meet my dad she could of been my mum