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Oneeyedvic | 16:19 Tue 27th Mar 2007 | Phrases & Sayings
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I work in the Finance Industry (we help people raise finance to buy equipment or for cashflow).

I am looking at coming up with corporate mugs and am looking for some type of humorous slogan / quote to put on the side. The mugs will be given to people who may introduce business to me - could be anyone from an accountant to a computer company who sells computers to companies.

Thoughts so far include:

"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."
Woody Allen.

"there are three type of Finance Broker, those who can count and those who can't"

"I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside."
Ken Dodd.

The last one appeals as we are based in Great Yarmouth.

Any ideas appreciated


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This is from Bill Bryson, discussing Britain, a place "where people get genuinely excited by the prospect of a warm beverage".

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Money can't buy you happiness... but you can't half enjoy yourself being miserable

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

The rich are different. They have more money.

Improve office morale - sack the miserable ones.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop.

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in dry weather and ask for it back when it rains.

All I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

When you've got them by their wallets, their hearts and minds will follow
hello oneeyedvic from a fellow yarmouthian or should that be bloater ?
i've been poor and i've been rich.... rich is much better (Michael Caine)

I couldn't have emptied the account ... I've still got cheques left (housewife to husband)
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Hello Somers - are you in Great Yarmouth to? i know there is someone on here from Gorleston (Shaney Star)
Yes Oneeyedvic I am.

Money is the root of all evil, agreed...........a greed
Money can't buy Love but it can get you some gorgeous women - rutineli
"Gentlemen prefer bonds."
Andrew Mellon.

Change is inevitable....except from vending machines.

Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?

If a parsley farmer defaults on his loan, we will garnish his wages.

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