Witty comments for a wedding card

[HappyFace]

Some people just have the knack but I always struggle to write witty comments in wedding, birthday cards etc. Is there a website dedicated to solving my crisis? Thanks

[spanner7853]

http://www.verses4cards.co.uk/15801.html

I always put in wedding cards:
may your marriage be like Andrex
soft strong and very very long.

[dr john]

New baby cards: We always knew you had it in you.

[Whyeyeman]

After 'Best wishes etc...' add, (the best man reading these out as part of his speech will be grateful) "Please keep the speeches brief as the happy couple are anxious to rush off and get their things together"