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Groupie | 19:47 Sat 18th Dec 2010 | Jokes
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Paddy goes to a Carpenter and asks if he can make him a box 2 foot wide and 50 foot long

The Carpenter agrees and asks why such an unusual length

Paddy replies "my neighbour moved away and forgot his garden hose and wants me to post it to him".,
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Avatar Image NazNomad
Why 2' wide?
20:28 Sat 18th Dec 2010
Avatar Image stewey
To allow for the packing material so that the hose doesn't shatter during transit.
20:39 Sat 18th Dec 2010
Avatar Image anneasquith
hi stewey, are you snowed in ? excuse me groupie.
20:41 Sat 18th Dec 2010
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No, Anne, not in the Toronto area we're not; however, to the North and West of us they have tons of snow...They are welcome to it:)
20:45 Sat 18th Dec 2010
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are you still able to get across the field ?
20:47 Sat 18th Dec 2010
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Less than an inch of snow, anne. Hi, groupie:)
20:48 Sat 18th Dec 2010

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