I bought a Scouse Advent Calendar

NazNomad | 00:21 Mon 29th Nov 2010 | Jokes

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All the windows were boarded up and someone's nicked the chocolates. :-((

Daddy, How was I born?

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Buenchico

'Scousist' jokes? Disgusting (but still funny)!

Oh, go on then:
Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool?
Because if it walked it would be mugged.

Man walks into a shop in Liverpool:
Man: Can I have a pair of tights for my wife?
Shop assistant: Certainly Sir, what size head are you?

What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi?
A burglar.

Nicked from here:
http://www.jokefile.co.uk/odds/liverpool.html

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I'll laugh equally at a funny Scouse/Welsh/Asian/Muslim/etc joke ...but ONLY if it's funny.

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