All the lavatories have been stolen from Scotland Yard

[Answerprancer]

..police have nothing to go on.

[Answerprancer]

Alright then..
Vandals have drilled a hole through the wall around Brighton's naturist beach.
Police are looking into it.

[ChuckFickens]

Ah yes, the 1930s, a fiine vintage decade for jokes.

[AB Editor]

I say, I say, I say,

My wife went to a very bad concert out East

-Singapore?

Terrible, and the rest of the band were rubbish too.

Spare Ed

[Answerprancer]

Pooeh ! :-p

[~Wingnut~]

rofl Butch! Thats exactly what I thought! lol

[Answerprancer]

(that was aimed at F ..um.. ChuckFickens btw) :-)

[woofgang]

My wife has gone on a cruise to the West Indies



Jamaica.....







no she went of her own accord boom boom Aye theng yoo

[Prudie]

A man told me his wife had acute angina, he said her legs weren't bad either.

[Answerprancer]

Ok then....
I went to the doctors recently and was told I had to have a rectal examination.
I was pretty nervous about this and was instructed to strip off, turn around and place my hands on the wall.
I thought it didn't feel too bad, then I noticed the doctor's hands either side of mine!

[~Wingnut~]

rofl Answerprancer!! That's better :o)

[Answerprancer]

(Told to me by an 11 year old!)

The head nun at a convent calls an emergency assembly....
"It has come to my attention that one of our sisters has been having ..um..'relations' with one of the monks in the neighbouring monastery"
Four hundred nuns go "Ohhhhhhhhh!", one nun goes "Tee hee hee hee!"
"Furthermore, it has come to my attention that this sister used ..um.. a prophylactic device!"
Four hundred nuns go "Ohhhhhhhhh!", one nun goes "Tee hee hee hee!"
"Furthermore, it has come to my attention that this prophylactic device was damaged!"
Four hundred nuns go "Tee hee hee hee!", one nun goes "Ohhhhhhhh!"

[ll_billym]

Blah. Bloke broke into a battery factory and was caught drinking the battery acid. Police are charging him in the morning.

[Answerprancer]

lol - nice 1

[Answerprancer]

A woman goes into a bar, goes up to the barman and asks him for an innuendo, so he gives her one.