I was talking to my freinds about our sex lives

[lindylou16]

Mary said, "My husband Bob is like a Rolls-Royce smooth and sophisticated."

June said, "My Frank is like a porsche fast and powerful."

And i said, My Bert is like an old Ford It needs a hand start and I have to jump on while it's still going."

[piggynose]

oh how sad, have you tried relate, they help couples